![]() In recent years, Missouri Rivers have gone a little Creole with Mardi Gras beads becoming part of the Saturday experience, and yes, you get them the same way as in New Orleans. Float trips are available every day of the week so you still have six more to choose from! ![]() ![]() If you’re a shy or modest person, you might want to consider floating on another day. Expect a chorus or two of a bawdy drinking song, occasional boob flashing, a little propositioning, and lots of laughter. If you’re floating on a Saturday, be prepared for a dose of debauchery. Some would even argue they’re more effective and cheaper than psychotherapy! These drinks combined with exercise, sunshine, and water create a “perfect storm” for the stressed-out, buttoned-down, nine-to-fiver to cut loose, and he/she does. Although no glass is allowed on the river, mixed drinks and shots with sexy names such as “French Kiss”, “Slippery Nipple”, “Sex on the Beach”, or “Screaming Orgasm” figure prominently. Alcohol and innuendo are key components of the Saturday phenomenon. Saturday floats are rated PG-13 to R depending on the group and whether it’s the beginning or end of a float. In the Show-Me state, it’s “Floaters Gone Wild” – where elements of spring break and Mardi Gras coalesce into something that’s definitely not your family float trip. *Each float trip includes: life jackets for all floaters, oars/paddles, bags for trash, and transportation.Every Saturday from Memorial Day to Labor Day, thousands flock to Missouri Rivers in a mid-western version of the “Gone Wild” series. Pets are not allowed in rafts, but are welcome in canoes or kayaks. Rafts may need to launch earlier in the day based on water conditions. This can be done by calling the store a few days before your float, or during check in, assuming you are staying with us a day or more before your float. Before your float you will need to arrange a scheduled time with the store. Let us do the work while you enjoy the water! Shuttles cannot be booked online so please call to arrange your shuttle.įloat Scheduling: While your float trip can be reserved online, this only guarantees your float for the day. For $25 you have access to use of our private river access, shuttle service, and our team handles hauling your boat. No cars are allowed at our lower float take out.įloat Shuttles are offered if you have your own float equipment. During this float, you will leave your car at the HVO property at your put in, and will be shuttled back at the end of your float. Our lower float provides a lot of great fishing on the river, on locations that are not accessible from any public areas. The trip usually takes 5.5 to 6.5 hours to. Our lower float is an 8.5 mile float that begins at the HVO campground and RV Park. Please check with the store to see if this option is available at the time of year you are looking to float. The float only operates based on current water level. The river on this trip is a little more shallow than our lower float providing a lot of areas for families to stop, swim and have a snack or lunch. The last mile of the trip will take you right in front of Bennett Spring State park, where the spring runs into the river. Our upper float is a 5.5 mile float that ends at the HVO campground and RV Park. Since we have private river access your rafts, boats, kayaks, oars, & life jackets will always be ready for you on the river bank. Rafts - 6 Person (5 Adults comfortable).A float on the Niangua River with Hidden Valley Outfitters has everything you are looking for.
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